Our very own Mini Driver!!

Is it wrong to be this excited over a minivan??!! For goodness sakes, it's the sign of old age to a teenager, and official 'uncoolness' to a typical 20 year old male, but hey, we have 3 kids and were feeling quite cramped in our fabulous Subaru...so now I'm going to go 'whoop-dee-doo' in my new (ok, 2010, but new to me!) Honda!

Luke went with me to buy it- which was a little bit more than he bargained for if you can see his face...haha! Apparently used vans like this come much cheaper outside big cities...found a great deal west of D.C. and spent 10 hours of my life to save a lot of bucks. And my dear father spent 10 hours of HIS life to help us attain such luxury. Thanks Dad!

And thanks to my awesome hubby who, as any other hunk-man in the world, would rather not spend his money on a wine colored minivan, but out of the kindness of his heart gave me permission to get my very own mom-mobile! I really do feel like a queen with my princes and princess in tow!

And my mom just happened to find this quote from somewhere written decades ago as she was going through some old papers and literally gave it to me the day before we found/bought Miss Mini (as Luke has lovingly coined her). I thought it particularly fitting:

Mothers: How to keep them running smoothly:
Perhaps Mothers should come with a maintenance agreement which provides for a complete overhaul every five years, three kids, or 300,000 miles, whichever comes first. Here are several points which ought to be included: 
1. Fuel: While most Mothers will run indefinitely on hot coffee, pizza, and hamburgers, an occasional gourmet meal for two in elegant surroundings will add immeasurably to increased efficiency. 

2. Motor: A Mother's motor is probably the most dependable anywhere. A Mother can start and reach top speed from a prone position at a single cry from a sleeping child. To keep that motor running at peak efficiency, regular breaks are recommended. A leisurely bath and nap every 1,000 miles, a babysitter every 10,000 miles, and a two-week, live-in babysitter every 100,000 miles will do wonders. (Wouldn't that last one be a dandy!?)

3. Battery: Batteries should be recharged regularly. Roses, candy, or other thoughtful and unexpected gifts often do the trick. 

4. Carburetor: When a Mother's carburetor floods, it should be treated immediately with Kleenex and a soft shoulder.

5. Breaks: Use brakes often, and slow to a full stop regularly.

6. Chassis: A Mother operates best when her chassis is properly maintained. Her wardrobe should be changed as needed every fall and spring. Regular exercise should be encouraged and provided for. A complete change of hairdo and makeup should be part of the regular maintenance. When the chassis begins to sag, there are a number of possible remedies, including racquetball and Weight Watchers.

7. Tune-up: Mothers need regular tune-us. Compliments are both the cheapest and most appreciated.

By following these simple instructions, the average Mother should last a lifetime providing love and caring to those who need her most.


Cheers and goodnight!